the simplest launchpad on Robinhood Chain
One jar.
Spawn it. Poke it.
The simplest launchpad on Robinhood Chain, on Uniswap v4. Spawning a token is one transaction: it mints the supply, opens a jar of ETH against it and seals the pool's share inside for good. Every trade, either way and through any router, leaves a little squish in ETH with one address. The price jiggles up and down inside the jar and never gets out. Pick a hue and you are done.
Just spawned
Every jar opens here, at the same price as every other. Nobody has bought yet, so there is no ETH inside.
Jiggling
Buyers push the price up and their ETH stays in the jar. Every trade, either way, leaves a little squish in ETH with one address.
Full
The pool has sold everything it had. The price can slide back down the same way, and never out of the jar.
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